i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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