I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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