Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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