its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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