the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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