I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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