there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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