can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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