hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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