Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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