Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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