its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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