girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize