Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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