Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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