you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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