So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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