I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Come see our sink grown plant.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
