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It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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