I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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