the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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