You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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