I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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