I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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