Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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