I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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