I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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