Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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