Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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