I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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