READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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