Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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