Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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