she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Can you bring me the toilet please
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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