We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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