Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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