YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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