I seem to have left my pride at pride
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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