Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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