Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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