I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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