btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The power of my boobs compel you
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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