he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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