Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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