Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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