turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
