Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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