I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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