Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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