Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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