3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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