Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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