Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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