Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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