We're like a lot better than the average bears
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
A+ Viking dick
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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