I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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