it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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