when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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