UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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